Somebody didn't pass first grade math

A big WTF to McDonald's: Being a creature of habit, I have always ordered the same thing...6 piece nuggets, small fries and a small chocolate shake. As I waited in line today, I was looking at the menu and noticed that 6 nuggets cost $2.59 and that 4 nuggets cost $1. This means 8 nuggets cost $2 which is cheaper than getting 6! From now on it's 8 nuggets for Jane!

Another bargain buy today was my $8 hair straightener, but I better not say too much about this since I haven't tried it out yet. I really didn't understand the sale, but the lady scanned it and said it was $8. I didn't see a catch, so I carefully handed her a 10 making sure no extra money magically disappeared from my wallet.

It's Christmas season, which means stores have egg nog!!! Since egg nog is never around long enough for me to determine which brands are the best, I'm on a mission this time to try as many as I can. I really like the one my mom would buy when I was little, but it just came in a glass bottle with no lable. If I go to a store with a choice, I buy the one with the most fat. Nothing ticks me off more than low-fat egg nog. It only comes once a year and therefore I go all out, clogging my artieries and raising my cholesterol because by golly, it's worth it!